The Weblog Review

The Lipgloss Assassin keeps a very nice website. The design and layout are fresh and original, maintaining a clear navigation structure. I was unaware I was looking at the weblog at first, but after scrolling down to see dated entries, I figured it out.



The weblog entries themselves range from personal rants and raves about music, people and the internet, to news quips and virus alerts. Quite an interesting variety. I was not easily bored by the content, and read almost all of the posts.



I was a bit perplexed at first, not having the needed plugin to listen to the music on the site. I like being given the option to opt-in to mulitmedia features, rather than being told am lacking something upon entry to the site.



The rest of the site featured provocative images of the Lipgloss Assassin, and even a webcam, which actually worked. The webcam showed the empty bedroom of the author, next to some suggestive pictures of her, which can only leave me wondering what goes on there when she is online.



This site is not for the young, with no holds barred on the language, humor, and images.



Overall, I was impressed with the high-quality design, the entertaining and informative weblog, and the general content. Definitely worth a look.lipgloss assassin

This blog is supposedly written by

two reverends. Rev. Brian Chapin

and Rev. Gregory Markle from

Bloomsburg, PA. Lemme give them

the benefit of the doubt… if that’s true

then these are the most ironic

preachers I have ever seen!



Imagine a preacher using the word

‘Fuck’.



The weblog is a collection of the

funny links they find on the internet

while they’re not preparing sermons

or looking after their congregation. In

their commentary, they’re not afraid to

lampoon people who have a warped

sense of the First Amendment or

resorting to toilet humour.



There’s nothing in the Bible that says

preachers have to be humourless

goats, but these guys seriously rock!3 bruces

At first I was turned off by the bright red coloring of liquidgnome,com. But alas, I noticed the pleasant tool in the upper left corner to choose a color I liked. Such thoughtful tricks of the trade please me when they are used judiciously and they work right, as this one did.



The weblog was the main focus of this site, and it was genuinely interesting. With personal notes, computer/technical notes, and links to funny articles, my attention was held for a significant amount of time.


I was pleased to see a free MP3 of the author’s band offered. The sidebar menus offered links, quotes, and biorgraphical info. One thing I was left wondering about was the author’s name, even after reading the bio page. Also, there is something to be said for low graphical content, but it would have been nice to see a photo or image here and there. Something to make the page a little more visually stimulating.



All in all, a very nice site.liquidgnome

Unfortunately, on this site, some of the CSS positioning means some parts of the page overlap others. This means you can’t see some of the writing. Now, that’s probably just me, but still. Although it isn’t incredibly bad, it is a little annoying.



The design’s pretty good, the owner states in the “about” section that it was based on an old layout of another site, but that doesn’t detract from it. Apart from the problem I mentioned, the design’s quite interesting.



The blog itself is about a 17 year old male, who obviously runs the blog as a hobby, and writes about his life and site. I’d say more about the site than his life, but you still find out a few interesting things.empty-life

Hehe, this site definitely has some great links on it.



The site gives you some very funny sites and/or pics to check out. Some personal favorites was a funny made up ad for MICROSOFT saying “Is it going to work today?” and a Prozac ad with a family in the kitchen and kids saying “You’d kill them without it.”



A few of the links didn’t work to some sites, but it beats out the fact that this site has some very funny links.







3 bruces